Anyone who knows me is aware that if you can't find me driving people around or in the movie theater, then I will 9 times out of 10 be in the bathroom (I'm not vain or anything, I just have to go to the bathroom a lot). So when I was babysitting my nephew and the "Potty" episode of "Bear in the Big Blue House" came on, needless to say I was more into it than he was. And when all the characters joined "The Mystic Order of the Toileteers" (they even have a song, but I forget how it goes), I knew I had to put up a page on my site entitled that. So here is my page dedicated to the wonder that is the Toilet.

Links to Toilet sites (these are classy, nothing guttery or anything):

Toilet pictures galore here

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Learn a bunch of fun stuff about toilets...

The Toilet Museum

You're probably wondering what can a toilet be used for other than what it is meant for? I'll tell you what this porcelain god can be used for in the following list I have spent forever and a day thinking up (actually, I just add to it when something odd pops into my head):

*You can use it as a planter in your front yard. It should go well with the multiple cars you have up on blocks and those creepy little garden gnomes.

*You can decorate it as a real throne and put it in a place of honor for special guests to sit on when they visit you. Keep a crown and sceptor nearby to complete it.

*You can use it as an aquarium. Just plug up the hole and make sure your guests are aware that they can't use that particular toilet.

*You can use it as a sink. I would recommend buying a separate toilet to put next to your real toilet and clearly label the sink-toilet as "Sink."

*You can use it as your dog's water bowl (he's drinking out of it already so just save yourself the few dollars a real water bowl costs).

*Use it to wash your clothes in if your washing machine dies and you're too lazy to replace it. Just don't flush your clothes or the toilet will probably get clogged and can you imagine the look on the plumber's face when you try to explain to him why the heck your favorite shirt is clogging the toilet?